The Evil Wizard’s Corpse Reviver #5

Art by James Zirco Fisher.

Like a gentle kick to the face, this whiskey sour gets your attention instantly. The face puckering tartness of lemon is balanced against the dry tang of whiskey and oak in this revivifying tonic.

Bottles of this drink have been smuggled into the caskets of the deceased, but the process is slow and the zombie uprising is not expected until 2020.

Excellent at the end of the weekend to replenish your Vitamin C, try chasing it with beer. Also works well as a facial astringent and hand sanitizer due to the strong alcohol and citric acid, leaving skin not sticky but smooth due to the emollient properties of glycerine. Do not get in eyes!

No henchmen were harmed during the making of this product. For a change.