Tears of the Dragon
These tears were collected from a young but viciously racist dragon named Albi. We lost three fledgling henchmen to his fire, but eventually we imprisoned him in the Wizard’s very dark and very scary cave. And it was so dark and so scary in there that Albi began to cry dragon tears, which as we all know turn into jellybeans! These jellybeans were melted down into vodka and Fresca, delivering hints of melon, vanilla, citrus and bubblegum to your tender palate. Next we added green tea caffeine, which contains polyphenols and gallocatechol, natural antioxidants and immune boosters. Designed as a girl drink (read: bitch pop), this bright green potion will keep you on the dancefloor for hours.