Hubert Cumberdale’s Melon Soda

One of Salad Fingers’ digit-puppets, Humbert Cumberdale is rumored to taste like soot and poo. This dirty immigrant can be found sweeping the floor-sugar of his master’s dilapidated shack, wiping spoons or wiping the chamber pot.

In contrast, this bitch pop is delicately flavoured with subtleties of cantaloupe and watermelon that rush over the tongue before being abruptly cut off by sharp Italian bitters, themselves fading into a mild mint afterbreeze. Your tummy box won’t feel broken after drinking, but you may develop a peculiar attraction for rusty taps, kettles and spoons.